Willow Wisp
We are Blah and Blorp. We have spent years refining our recipes for making the finest scents and musks with the least environmental impact.
About Us
We are Blah and Blorp. We have spent years refining our recipes for making the finest scents and musks with the least environmental impact.
Blah spent five years doing nothing before he maked the things. He walked into a room once and said "This place needs to smell good, not like my socks."
Blorp worked two years in the garbage collecting industry. She spent much time being annoyed by the smell of garbage on her clothes. When she met Blah, she was embarrased by her smell.
What is Willow Wisp?
First, we like nature. Also, putting things into bottles is nice, so we put nature there. We thought, "it makes stuff smell good, maybe people buy it?" No cancer warning on these, so I guess its all natural. Those assure:
- Organics; Not Organs
- Bubbles (for some reason)
- Positive vibes
- Smellys, but the good kind
How it's Made
Our scents span a variety of manly musks and feminine fragrances, to air refreshment throughout your home.
Perfumes and musks come in both men and women varietys that include:
- Pine Bark or something
- Berries, blue or black
- Agave
- Ayahuasca, I think
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Where to Buy
You can buy our products somewhere, I think. Places you can check:
- Organic/Natural grocers
- Under the sink
- Perfume sales botiques
- Your weird nextdoor neighbor
Get in Touch With Us
Mail us:
1234 Flower lane, Place, CO 55555Call us: (555)-555-5555
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